Alice Cooper - Fantasy Man

Fantasy Man

I dont drink tea
Or white chablis
I sit around and watch tv
Dont send flowers
Or take showers
But I will be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeah
I dont read books
I dont french cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Dont fi will my head with poetry
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can not you leave it alone
Hey, hey I aint gonna change
Hey, hey dont you love it this way
Hey, hey Imwhat I am
So please understand
Imnot you fantasy man
I dont do dishes
And Imsuspicious
Of any grown-up man who does
Imhomophobic
Dont do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can not you leave it alone
Hey, hey I aint gonna change
Hey, hey dont you love it this way
Hey, hey Imwhat I am
So please understand
Imnot you fantasy man
Hey, hey I aint gonna change
Hey, hey dont you love me this way
Hey, hey Imwhat I am
So please understand
Imnot your fantasy man
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can not you leave it alone
Hey, hey I aint gonna change
Hey, hey dont you love it this way
Hey, hey Imwhat I am
So please understand
Imnot you fantasy man