Primus - Jerry Was A Racecar Driver

Jerry Was A Racecar Driver

Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
Hed say "El solo number one"
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 hed light em up
Just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine 3
I will be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made himretire at the age of 65
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.