The Simpsons - Minimum Wage Nanny

Minimum Wage Nanny

Lisa: We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?

Homer: You have my full, undivided attention. *Turkey in the straw plays*
*Homer hums to it*

Marge: Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions!

L: Maestro, if you please.

L: If you wish to be our sitter, please be sweet and never bitter.
Help us with math and book reports!

Bart: Might I add: Eat my shorts!

L: Bart!

B: Just cuttin' through the treacle!

L: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her!

B: Let me get away with moi-der(murder)!

L: Teach us songs and magic tricks!

H: Might I add: No fat chicks.

M: Homer!

L: The nanny we want is kindly unsage.

H: And one who will work for minimum wage.

L: Hurry, nanny! Things are grim.

Grandpa: I'll do it!

L & B: Anyone but him! *nod*