Korn - The Christmas Song

The Christmas Song

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder
I went downstairs and what did I see?
A fat little red faget hangin from a tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.
Thats the end of my story. Funny wasnt it, ya see?
One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my dick all day