Lagwagon - Falling Apart

Falling Apart

Hello, welcome to the show Thought we broke up years ago Whats up, I just shit my pants Gambled and I lost Good times, just blew out my knee I have fallen and I can not get up Oh shit, I think I broke my back Wheres the wheelchair? Imold school Implayed out Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis The vultures circling above our balding heads Second verse, the same as the first I forgot the words again Railer, lost my inhaler Whos got a smoke for the Caper? Hold on let me catch my breath All right, I feel better now Take it to the bridge I will never be Ozzy On stage when Imfifty Imgonna look like Elvis By the time Imforty Were already bogus Were already fading Well never be The Rolling Stones Imstaying home Dementia and senility My failing muscles atrophy I have lost all ability Falling apart Blue hair, brown teeth Failing livers, defeat Maybe we wi will try to pull it off For another year