Alice Cooper - Man Of The Year

Man Of The Year

I wake up every morning, Six oclock, Imright on time
I eat a low fat breakfast, I tie a perfect tie
I kiss the wife, I hug the kids, I pat the dogs and cats
I never lose anything, my car keys or my hat
Cause Imthe man of the year
Imthe man of the year
I never cheat at finals, or miss a day at school
My urine tests are perfect, my prostate is a jewel
Cause Imthe man of the year
Imthe man of the year
Cause Imthe man of the year
Imnever, ever jealous
Never, ever cruel
Ima graduate of Harvard
Where I never broke the rules
The queen made me a knight
The pope made me a saint
The president plays golf with me
I make Madonna faint
So whymI so lonely
Depressed and in despair
If I pull this trigger in my mouth wi will anybody care
It was the greatest funeral, I laid in perfect state
And later I wi will meet the lord, I bet he just can not wait
To meet the man of the year
Imthe man of the year
Stand in line to meet the man
Imthe man, Imthe man, Imthe man