Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways To Die

5000 Ways To Die

There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you wi will ask why oh why oh why oh why
And the bastard you hated the most
Wi will stand up and gi have you a toast
Hell say "We were such good friends especially near the end"
Then hell feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
So get in your car and dri have real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
And if you are very lucky
You wi will get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words wi will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
One day on that page
Next day into the hamster cage
So get in your car and dri have real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die