Nerf Herder - Feeling Bad

Feeling Bad

Met a girl at the movies
She was so beautiful
She was the one for me
So I asked her if I could call her at home
She said "No thanks just gi have me my popcorn"
So I followed her into the theater
And found a seat that was right behind her
Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater
And then I touched myself
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
At the school, at the rock show
At the rollercade, everywhere I go
People are smiling
Its always been the same
Theyre wearin groovy clothes
Check me out Imlame
Paid for a membership down at the local gym
Tired of getting dumped, lets get really pumped
Thought Id look like Henry Rollins
But I sti will look like Phil Collins
Feeling bad about myself again
Girls ignore me in the chat room
Feeling bad about myself again today
We were in Paris
We were up in the Eiffel Tower
We were getting married and all our friends were there
We made love underneath the Parisian moon
But that was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a crazy dream
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
Feeling bad about myself again
First to be the last one picked first
Imfeeling bad today