Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl

Nosering Girl

I... I met a girl
She wa s sta nding on the da nce floor of the club
She wa s a very very pretty girl
So I went up a nd ta lked to her
And when you sha re your thoughts with someone you feel close to them
Nosering girl I love you
Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you
Yea h she ha d pretty ha ir a nd bea utiful eyes
And a Da lma tia n ja cket (Da lma tia n ja cket)
And she wa s the kind of girl who you would gi have up ea ting mea t for
No more sa la mi
No more stea k or pota toes
Yea h you would wa lk on down to the hea lth food store
And buy hummus a nd ta bouli a nd ba ba ga noush a nd riceca kes riceca kes riceca kes
Nosering girl I love you
Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you
As it turns out, she wa s the cousin
Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve my very good friend Steve
But she didnt like me
She sa id I wa s a drunka rd, a n a lcoholic, a weirdo, a frea k (frea k)
Nosering girl I love you
Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you