Nerf Herder - Pervert

Pervert

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didnt have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
Ima pervert, a pervert
can not change the way I am
Ima pervert, a pervert
Dont want to shake my hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
Ima pervert, a pervert
I have got sweaty palms
Ima pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but wi will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door
Ima pervert, a pervert
can not change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Dont want to shake my hand
Ima pervert, a pervert
I have got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on