Nerf Herder - Hotel California

Hotel California

She works all day at the Burger King
Gettin greasy for the dollars
Promoted to fries
But there is tears in her eyes
Its not the grease or the pickles that upset her
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
You can not stab the beast
A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face
No amount of mayonnaise can cover
She browns out the kill, charbroilling on the gri will
Singin
"Death for no reason, death for no reason is murder"
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
She can not stand the beast
She stabs himwith her steely eyes
But she just can not ki will the beast
California...