Nerf Herder - High School

High School

dont bother going to class,
cuz nobody cares if you cut.
and its not smart to experiment,
with ben gay on your nuts.
if you ask her out and she says maybe,
what she really means is no way.
and if you try jerking off behind the backstop,
the team wi will be playing that day. (oh God)
these are the things,
i wish i knew,
there are the things i wish i knew,
in highschool.
yeah these are the things,
i wish i knew in highschool.
dont call the head jock a fag,
even if its true.
and dont hold our for that one special girl,
cuz shell never have sex with you. (no way)
these are the things,
i wish i knew,
there are the things i wish i knew,
in highschool.
yeah these are the things,
i wish i knew in highschool.
dont let em see you cryin,
no matter how it hurts.
and nobody ever got laid,
cuz they were wearin a Rush t-shirt
these are the things,
i wish i knew,
there are the things i wish i knew,
in highschool.
yeah these are the things,
i wish i knew in highschool.